baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

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cute-bird-dad:

hobbies: talking to other millennials and sighing dreamily about a hypothetical 9 to 5 with job stability and benefits and a livable wage

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

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slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

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lord-kitschener:

screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

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mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

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